Cost-conscious Decision Maker Gifts

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Surgery up here is free!"

Sale.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

Crisis Buzz.

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

Garage Music

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

I think I can...

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Affordable housing

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Sam's Nation Building

Low income vampires.

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

'Jim gets a powerful charge from electric cars but always gets burned by the sticker shock.'

Avocado Prices

"It's elective surgery. Shouldn't I get a discount for the time you save not dealing with insurance forms?"

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"