Cost-conscious Thinker T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase wit and wisdom, ideal for cost-conscious thinkers who want to wear their cleverness proudly and comfortably.

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'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?' mockup

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits." mockup

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

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'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?' mockup

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

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Elevator charge $1.00.

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.' mockup

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.' mockup

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

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I think I can...

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'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.' mockup

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

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"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive." mockup

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

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"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?" mockup

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

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Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar. mockup

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

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"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon." mockup

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

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Take one Per Day as Affordable.

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"That fly paper's paid for itself." mockup

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

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Sam's Nation Building

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'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

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'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money mockup

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

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"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

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January Sales

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Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?" mockup

Has somebody taken the staff development and training budget again?"

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'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?' mockup

'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'

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Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

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'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!' mockup

'So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £6000!... We buried him in a rented suit!'

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'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.' mockup

'This pill you take twice a day before meals. . . this pill you take right after I tell you what those pills cost.'

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'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.' mockup

'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'

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"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?" mockup

"I can't afford probiotics . . . How much amateurbiotics?"

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"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!" mockup

"Health insurance? Waking up breathing each morning is my health insurance!"

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'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.' mockup

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

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"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough." mockup

"With the economy the way it is, I thought I'd start a garden. One million vegetables shoudl be enough."

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"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts." mockup

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

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"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..." mockup

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

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Vulture oil inc.

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'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!' mockup

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

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Cost-conscious Thinker T-Shirts Collection

Cost-conscious Thinker Mugs

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Cost-conscious Thinker Prints

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