Budget-conscious Worker Gifts

Goldfish in an office water dispenser

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Sam's Nation Building

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

'I know you're trying to keep health care costs down - but what kind of life support systems are these?'

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'I don't care if this security software was a bargain; it shouldn't reply with 'close enough' when I enter the wrong password.'

'Of course, for the compact budget we offer the Shelterette Programme.'

'Bring me a nice bottle of something that'll impress the lady, for under a fiver.'

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

Your last chance to afford petrol.

The cheap skate - 'Separate checks, please.'

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

Vulture oil inc.