Spending Savvy Gifts

Pursitis - Pain caused by reaching for the wallet.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I just..."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

Money down the drain.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'If you only knew what your money costs us!'

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."