Spending Wisely Gifts

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Keep the econoimy moving

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Take pity on me. I can't give much this year. What is this heresy, son? I didn't get a raise this year, got furloughed this summer, am behind on my cable bill, can't afford proper dates. But it's the holidays. Think of the needy. Pierre in flat-panels has a new baby. Sandy, the mobile device manager, toils so hard for your business. And don't forget Apple. It's got to make its quarter. Computer Villa. Customer service. I shouldn't just think of myself. That's better. I'd like to upgrade all my d

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'She had just rung her husband and he'd said 'buy them all'!'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"I have been inputting garbage into my systems for 12 months, why is this spend analysis GARBAGE?!"

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."