Spending Wisely Pillows

"I signed up for a shopaholic class. It was a real bargain."

'I can tell when we're in a recession - my allowance gets cut.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Keep the econoimy moving

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'She had just rung her husband and he'd said 'buy them all'!'

"I have been inputting garbage into my systems for 12 months, why is this spend analysis GARBAGE?!"

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

'Actually, the bill is part of your reality therapy.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

"What happened to consumer confidence?"