Savvy Spender Pillows

'I'm torn between brand loyalty & changing trends in the consumer experience.'

Spiralling inflation

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"But I thought you accepted competitor coupons?"

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

'You pay nothing now, then nothing for 6 months.'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Remember that robin I brought along last time and explained the comparison to your bill?"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I just..."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'