Savvy Saving Pillows

Penny Pinching

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I just..."

Investing your savings

Roasting the Moneybox

'Greenspan said today the alert staus for the possible interest rate has been reduced from orange to yellow.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Do you have an Isa?"

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"And this financial plan is specifically designed for people who know their retirement -- IF they get one -- won't be half as good as their parents' retirement, and are really steamed about it!"

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

Welcome all to the monthly gathering of Tightwads United. Hi there. Hello. Hey. On tonight's agenda: Dumpster diving, coupon clipping, and a special lecture. How to carpool while always getting the other person to drive. I'm like a god. Woohoo!! Yeah!!! Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Tightwads United.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'They are like family...they're my family of retirement funds.'

Nest Egg

"Let's just say the value of your account has gone from jumbo to fun size."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

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The Mattress Savings Bank