Sophisticated Spender Pillows

Wine Lady

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"I detect an accent – money?"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

Cocktails and Peacocks

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

The four major food groups.

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'Credit card customer of the month'

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

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