Sophisticated Spender Gifts

'Just because I'm a doctor without borders doesn't mean I venture into menus without prices.'

Wine Lady

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"I detect an accent – money?"

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"Uh, officer, actually I wasn't going to report my stolen credit card...."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

Cocktails and Peacocks

"They're boulettes de viande. They're meatballs. They're balls of meat."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

The four major food groups.

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Hey! Great haircut!!

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

'I do know the value of a dollar... that's why I've asked for five...'

'Credit card customer of the month'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'