Savvy Spenders Gifts

Some airlines are charging for coffee and water. Brilliant efficiency, but also a threat. To us? We're a caf

"We're suffering from empty nest egg syndrome."

"Sergio, I know business has been bad...but I think I know how we can still afford to eat out!"

"I just..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

'Just because I'm a doctor without borders doesn't mean I venture into menus without prices.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."