Savvy Spenders Prints

"We're suffering from empty nest egg syndrome."

"Sergio, I know business has been bad...but I think I know how we can still afford to eat out!"

"I just..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Buy 1 Get 1 Free. Buy 2 You're Stupid.

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"Fiscal conservatism be damned. I'm a fiscal hedonist."

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

If you don't see what you want, buy something you don't want!

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

"Wow, they want $10,000!"

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."

The Price of The Stuff/How Much Stuff Is in The Store

'I'd like to stay and watch. It usually cuts the bill by 30%.'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

Eat it while it's still £6.50.

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"I want to be cured of some very destructive buying habits."

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.