Savvy Shoppers Gifts

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

Budget Holiday

Congratulations, Coupon Lady. You saved $15 and earned the wrath of everyone stuck behind you.

Prices and inflation

The cost of living.

Rising Food Prices

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

One Dollar, One Vote

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'Going into business sale' at a jeweler's.

"The curvature of the screen tricks the brain into perceiving that you're not overpaying."

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Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Computers: Come In and Browse.

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

"People seem to be saying, Christmas is early, much earlier than they did last year."