Shopper Savants Gifts

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Irregulars

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

'Turn we women loose in the malls - that'll stimulate the economy.'

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."