Supermarket Savants Gifts

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

Help! You've got me surrounded!

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Only One Item or Fewer.

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Supermarket Merge

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Artificial Isle

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Complex Carbs

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

Wild fruit

Till malfunction

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'Yes?'

U.S. Male - Part Five

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'