Supermarket Savants T-Shirts

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

Help! You've got me surrounded!

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Only One Item or Fewer.

Witches Checkout.

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Artificial Isle

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Complex Carbs

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

Wild fruit

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Till malfunction

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"