Shopping Savant Gifts

"Just groceries? Oh I see..."

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

New Suit.

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

A young couple selects items from a shop.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Tie Rolls

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.