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"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

New Suit.

"There's more inside."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Up market, down market - he's still the same old curmudgeon."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Tie Rolls

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

'No doubt about it, John, zero does represent a critical support level for this stock.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Company Share Price - "The god news is we've become a very attractive takeover target, sir."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'Now might be a good time to interject the GOOD news to the stockholders!'

Choosing What To Wear.

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Sometimes I think the market is trying to tell us something, Ferguson...'

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