Shirt Savant Gifts

'Big Guy Shirt Shop, for men with over 18 necks'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

New Suit.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Tie Rolls

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

GURLERS

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

'Always bought low.'

'Nuff said.

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."