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'Big Guy Shirt Shop, for men with over 18 necks'

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

New Suit.

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Tie Rolls

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

GURLERS

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

'Always bought low.'

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'