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"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

"It's a slow hit man!"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Felix Mendelssohn

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Golf lessons

East End Maps.

Sir Edward Elgar

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Anton Bruckner.

Sergei Prokofiev.

"I hope you don't mind, I've just scribbled a few different ideas!"

Benjamin Britten

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

'Here's a song that's been done to death.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

'Welcome to 'Wall Street Speaks'... and now our next guest is an expert on street talk.'

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

Yoga. The best part about being a yoga instructor? The flexible hours!

"Profession?"

Benjamin Britten.

"So, Humberto, you moved to the United States just last month?"

"This straw sucks! 'Er not."

Pub Quiz: 'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'