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'Can she call you back? She's unwinding from her yoga class.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Maybe clean out your wallet

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Golf lessons

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'Steeee-rike three!'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

"It's a slow hit man!"

'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

Yoga. The best part about being a yoga instructor? The flexible hours!

"Profession?"

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."

"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"

'Scroll down a little...'

' No, it's 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'!'

'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'

"For goodness' sake Eric you don't have to like cheese. Just smile."

'She's all thumbs!'

'Big Guy Shirt Shop, for men with over 18 necks'