Stretch Savant Gifts

'Can she call you back? She's unwinding from her yoga class.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Golf lessons

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'Steeee-rike three!'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

"Ugh. My hip hurts, my lower back aches, and my wrist is killing me. Stupid yoga!"

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

The Arc of History tries bending toward justice after skipping yoga class for a few years.

"It's a slow hit man!"

"Have you considered the consequences? It's a very slippery slope."

'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'

'This injection is a combination of 16 drugs...

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

"Profession?"

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."

"Attitude-and what attitude would that be, Modom?"

'Scroll down a little...'

' No, it's 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'!'

'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'

"For goodness' sake Eric you don't have to like cheese. Just smile."

'I suppose it's too late to yell 'Fore'?'

'She's all thumbs!'

'Big Guy Shirt Shop, for men with over 18 necks'