Step Savant Gifts

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Bullseye!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'Stay with me now, people, because in Step C, things get a bit delicate.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Decision Making Block

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Henry, I'm here to trim back your budget.'

Trawling for Fish.

'I say we try it.'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"That 'give it away free' strategy certainly worked well."

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

'Steeee-rike three!'

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'My client would like to enter a plea of inanity.'

Game Addiction

Two steps backwards-one step forward.

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Always bought low.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'If my idea is good, I get promoted. If my idea is bad, you get fired.'

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"I don't know if I have leadership skills. I telecommute."