Stage Savant Gifts

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Binge Watch

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'I'm a star!'

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

Trawling for Fish.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

The Music Lover.

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"They're texting it in."

Bravo!

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Anton Bruckner.

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

Justice for a heckler.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."