Stadium Savant Gifts

Justice for a heckler.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Binge Watch

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Trawling for Fish.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"The lost password department's that way."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Canadian Jesus

"I'm the owner of Happy Pappy's comedy club. Here's my card. Call me."

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Jesus Saves

Cancel Culture and Stand-Up Comedy

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

"And what can I do for you, young lady?"

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

Comedy Club. Military Open Mic Night. Some of those performers failed. The pilot didn't get a single laugh. The Air Force bomber! And the enlisted man was tasteless. Private first class! The Green Beret totally flubbed his lines, but the Navy Seal did some great slapstick. Special ops and special farces! I think the boot camp instructor was the best of the night. He was very witty and whimsical. The Marine droll sergeant!

"It's my design unless it falls down...then it's yours."

'My new glasses are going to be expensive, aren't they?'

"I'm a societal mutation."

"During a period of global warming the phrase: 'the tip of the ice berg' takes on a new, real meaning."