Streaming Savant Gifts

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I'm a societal mutation."

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

Maybe clean out your wallet

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Binge Watch

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Justice for a heckler.

Bottle Bank. . .

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

"Okay. Two Buffalo Burgers comin' right up"

Cattle barons for world domination.

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak."

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Jesus Saves

"Too rare, perhaps?"

José Mário dos Santos Mourinho Félix

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Dinner at the Zen Diner.

'I often come here to unwind.'

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

"No one buys albums anymore so we've decided to release a concept single."