Streaming Savant Pillows

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I'm a societal mutation."

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Binge Watch

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Justice for a heckler.

"Okay. Two Buffalo Burgers comin' right up"

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

Cattle barons for world domination.

Bottle Bank. . .

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak."

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Jesus Saves

"Too rare, perhaps?"

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Dinner at the Zen Diner.

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

'I often come here to unwind.'

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

"No one buys albums anymore so we've decided to release a concept single."

Minute Steaks - Free extra 30 seconds

"I don't like the sound of that cough. I'm going to adjust your bass and treble."

Colin should have known better than to smoke near the new foam sprinkler system.