Sporting Savant Pillows

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Golf lessons

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Trawling for Fish.

'Steeee-rike three!'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Champagne Tasting.

Justice for a heckler.

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

Canadian Jesus

Jesus Saves

Things get heated at the outing.

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

"My client wants a fifty-per-cent salary boost, a bonus guarantee, and a snappy choreographed victory dance he can do after he makes a touchdown."

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

"I'm a societal mutation."

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

'I suppose it's too late to yell 'Fore'?'

'Big Guy Shirt Shop, for men with over 18 necks'

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

Two huntsmen examining their previous shot.

Australia, n: Combustible desert continent inhabited by a coastal race that keeps rediscovering fire.