Surfing Savant Pillows

Australia, n: Combustible desert continent inhabited by a coastal race that keeps rediscovering fire.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Trawling for Fish.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Canadian Jesus

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Jesus Saves

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

'We're going solar power all the way!'

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe the simplest modes of travel are the best.

Sushi

Electricain leaving lighthouse,"Wire you insulate!"

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

Clancy Strip: At the Suit Sale

'Larry, that tie is not your friend.'

A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".

Up periscope.

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

"During a period of global warming the phrase: 'the tip of the ice berg' takes on a new, real meaning."

'Well, with the push for solar energy being what it is, I think we should look into the possibility of selling of the idea to acquiring all the rights to the sun.'

Solar Panels R US