Sea Level Savant Pillows

"During a period of global warming the phrase: 'the tip of the ice berg' takes on a new, real meaning."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Justice for a heckler.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

'We're going solar power all the way!'

"And as the oceans rise, so too will our power!"

Sail powered automobile immune to high oil prices.

"They still had so much TV ahead of them."

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

Electricain leaving lighthouse,"Wire you insulate!"

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

Satelite Navigation: "...And this one's great for locating your teenage children."

'Well, with the push for solar energy being what it is, I think we should look into the possibility of selling of the idea to acquiring all the rights to the sun.'

Solar Panels R US

Up periscope.

Returning from a Multi-Day

"I'm a societal mutation."

"Get me the Big Guy. Yeah, the dawn broke again."

Solar Obama.

"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."

"We've streamed everything except this documentary on documentaries."

AGORAPHOBIC G.P.S.