Satellite Savant Pillows

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

"Oh that's just my husband saving £150 on some 'satellite-instillation-that-any-old-idiot-could-install'..."

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Plant Lady

Felix Mendelssohn

Binge Watch

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"House red, sir?"

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

Anton Bruckner.

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

Benjamin Britten

Sergei Prokofiev.

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Jupid/Jupiter/Jupidest

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Ludwig van Beethoven

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

'We're going solar power all the way!'

"Some cactuses get all the arms."

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."