Sonic Savant Pillows

Large hi fi.

Felix Mendelssohn

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Sir Edward Elgar

Poetry repairman

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

The Music Lover.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Anton Bruckner.

Sergei Prokofiev.

Algernon Swinburne

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Benjamin Britten

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Ludwig van Beethoven

"Frankly, I think they've been completely obnoxious ever since they went solar."

'We're going solar power all the way!'

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Wow, is that the new lithotripter? No, it's the new Dolby surround sound system, with extra-tech woofers.

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."