Sound Savant Pillows

"This can't be good news."

"I downloaded your band's new album. It's actually not bad at all."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

In Case of Emergency' a music teacher looks at a big set of earplugs.

The Music Lover.

Man Blowing Trumpet into Drum

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Sir Edward Elgar

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

Poetry repairman

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Man chasing microphone.

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

Anton Bruckner.

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Algernon Swinburne

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

Annoucement

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

Benjamin Britten.

The apes make advances in grooming techniques.

Great customer care is not optional.