Speech Sound Savant Pillows

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Sir Edward Elgar

"I'm Todd, your waiter, and I'd like you to think our friendship is more than contextual."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Poetry repairman

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

The Music Lover.

Man chasing microphone.

Anton Bruckner.

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

Algernon Swinburne

Annoucement

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

Priest and mobile

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

Great customer care is not optional.

Wow, is that the new lithotripter? No, it's the new Dolby surround sound system, with extra-tech woofers.

Benjamin Britten.