Speech Savant Pillows

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

Outspoken

Annoucement

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Ban on Free Speech

Inclusive speech

Someone who knows apostrophes

What's normal?

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

1874 - Winston Churchill was born at Blenheim palace

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

William Pitt the Elder

Orator translates in many languages.

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'