Singing Savant Pillows

'Where did he learn to carry a tune?'

Felix Mendelssohn

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

East End Maps.

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Tenors

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Pirate King

A singer being criticised

The Music Lover.

Blues for now.

'The music business.'

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

Anton Bruckner.

Champagne Tasting.

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

'Uh-oh, here comes the mike again. Cut the barbershop quartet and go back to mournful whistling.'

Well, it's not my fault if nobody bothered to tune the microphone.'

"I wrote a song, but it's not finished. You wanna hear it?"

Annoucement

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

"Wine and women are off but can sing as much as you like!"

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

'Alright! Alright! So I made a mistake!'

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"