Spectacle Style Savant Pillows

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

New Suit.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Sir Edward Elgar

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Tie Rolls

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Trawling for Fish.

Choosing What To Wear.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

GURLERS

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

Champagne Tasting.

Anton Bruckner.

'The spots are much clearer.'