Spectacle Style Savant Prints

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

New Suit.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Sir Edward Elgar

Tie Rolls

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Trawling for Fish.

Choosing What To Wear.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

GURLERS

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"

Anton Bruckner.

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"