Spectacle Savant Prints

"Why do I think you need glasses, Mr. Jones? For one thing...the chart is over this way!"

Opticians.

'My new glasses are going to be expensive, aren't they?'

"And what can I do for you, young lady?"

Felix Mendelssohn

Binge Watch

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

Trawling for Fish.

The Music Lover.

'Will you hold it down? This is IMPORTANT!'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Champagne Tasting.

Anton Bruckner.

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Baroque

Sergei Prokofiev.

Benjamin Britten

"It's beautiful, isn't it? It will keep you safe."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

Henry Moore

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

Ludwig van Beethoven

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"The doctor says you can go home. We'll get cable."

Benjamin Britten.