Stage Savant Prints

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

Binge Watch

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Sir Edward Elgar

'I'm a star!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

'We don't know what the final result will look like, but the movie rights have already been optioned.'

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

Trawling for Fish.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Bravo!

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"They're texting it in."

The Music Lover.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Justice for a heckler.

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

Anton Bruckner.

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'