Style Savant Pillows

"It's not that complicated. Just give the man a haircut. It ain't brain surgery."

'Even if she does say you're turning her hair gray, why don't you get her some nice cologne?'

'The most expensive thing about his boat is his hat.'

'The only problem with this wind turbine power, is that it plays havoc with my hair!'

Whatever.

Choosing What To Wear.

'You're looking years younger Doreen. Have you had some cosmetic surgery?'

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

'We make petites in large sizes.'

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

Dyslexic Fashion Show.

"Oh no I forgot to grow a beard."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"I know. I'm always tempted to run up and pull them the rest of the way down!"

"Well, my passion for fashion started on the day I wore my first sheep-skin..."

Visual Gag Cardigans Cars wearing Cardigans made for Cars

Digby Ripple - The man who loved buttons

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Style Consultant

"Colin takes brand loyalty very, very seriously!"

The World Cup's Most Valuable Player

"I'm in two minds really!"

Until recently an angel was rewarded with wings. Today he is dressed by Lagerfeld.

'Will Tuesday afternoon be satisfactory?'

"That's Gross Bros for you. You want powerlook, you got powerlook."

"It's urban camouflage wear."

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

Suit shop next door to IRS shows barrels in window.

Overcoat

'You're on the transfer list-we're swopping you for someone with a No 1 haircut.'

Hip on the outside, dork on the inside...

Tartan Coats

Elton Coiffeur.

"Have you got anything in Italic ?"