Style Survivor Pillows

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Suit.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Tie Rolls

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Return Of The Minipants

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Bald Man Overcomb

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

Georgian head-dress

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."