Style Savior Pillows

'Barbers without borders'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Suit.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

New Shoes.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Like my new haircut?"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Tie Rolls

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Trendies, INC

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Bald Man Overcomb

Choosing What To Wear.