Stylistic Saver Pillows

How To Do Without - 2009.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Noise Pollution

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

The Mattress Savings Bank

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

A Close Call

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"We saved all your old diapers."

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

"The printer ran out of ink so that's only a partial list of the side effects."

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

Reverse piggy bank

"You see spots in front of you? Have you cleaned your glasses lately?"

"I'm having trouble convincing my mom that I need an ATM installed in my bank."

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

'I was wondering where our wedding portrait was!. . . I bet Burl put it here to keep it safe.'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

Actually, not overspending on the latest fashion is the new black.

"C'mon, Phil! Before all the good stuff's gone!"

How women see it, how men see it.

"I've been saving my penne pasta!"

Businessman in the bin.