Style Saver Pillows

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

New Suit.

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Noise Pollution

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Tie Rolls

'That's the new guy. He writes our 'shuck-and-jive' press releases.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

High Pants/Low Pants.

"It's just a beginning, I suppose, but I'm feeling really good about my clothes."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

Choosing What To Wear.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

GURLERS

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"