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How women see it, how men see it.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

A collective sigh of relief.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

Coastguard

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

'Oh - It's you.'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

Cash Rebate

Coronavirus and Atlas

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

From trash to treasure

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

Pathology.

"Temperatures are rising."

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

Well at least we can handle these rocks.