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How women see it, how men see it.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

A collective sigh of relief.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Coastguard

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Oh - It's you.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Coronavirus and Atlas

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Cash Rebate

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

From trash to treasure

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"Hi, Honey, I went to that new wholesale store...and, boy, did I get a deal on toilet paper!"

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"Temperatures are rising."

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

Pathology.