Supermarket Saver Pillows

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

Personal Assistants.

Runner Bean...

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'How much did you save this year?'

Low Hanging Fruit

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Friendly bacteria

Girl holding money.

'So, who's first?'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

Complex Carbs

'After paying for an investment seminar, I know more about how to invest less money.'

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'