Supermarket Saver Gifts

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

"I just..."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Runner Bean...

Personal Assistants.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'How much did you save this year?'

Low Hanging Fruit

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Supermarket Merge

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Friendly bacteria

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'So, who's first?'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

Girl holding money.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

Complex Carbs

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

One young wife asking another if she finds it more economical to do her own cooking.