Super Saver Gifts

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"I just..."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'It's cheaper than gas.'

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

'How much did you save this year?'

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

A collective sigh of relief.

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Girl holding money.

Coastguard

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

"I'm not worried about Wall Street. I've got my money in my mattress."

'So, who's first?'

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

'Oh - It's you.'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.